This is my first blog post ever. It will chronicle the tale of a boy's fish tank and his father's struggle in diligence. Thus-far it has been a story of death but with new found knowledge in the art of Tropical Freshwater fish keeping, I feel the tide(pun) is turning.
Our 1 gallon Jamestown. Survival rate: 25% |
So on Tuesday, February 28th 2012 with next to
zero experience in aquariums, I escorted my clan to our local PetSmart. With a
haughty sense of confidence I purchased a 10 gallon tank and starter kit along with
a variety of five freshwater tropical fish. All this was based on recommendations
from a sales clerk who assured me he
was attending school to study reptiles. I asked few questions which in
hindsight was a mistake due to my previous tank’s 50 percent survival rate, and
unwittingly left PetSmart with a bigger tank, with more fish and without a
clue.
When we got home I sadly discovered another death had befallen
a member of Patrick’s underwater community. Our first tank’s survival rate had
now dropped to one out of four. After cursing Poseidon and his mockery, I gathered my wits and began
to set up the new ten gallon tank. I filled it up, turned it on, neutralized the
chlorine, and added the new fish along with the lone survivor of the previous
generation. PRESTO! A real fish tank. They looked happy and colorful and at the
end of the night Patrick and I ceremoniously said “goodnight” to the fish and
went to bed.
The next morning I awoke with a residual energy of success
and eagerly entered Patrick’s room so the two of us could say “good morning” to
his new pals. But disaster had struck; some horrible plague had obviously
befallen overnight. All of the fish were dead. Belly up. Departed. Morte.
I immediately careened towards PetSmart, pushing my Ford
Focus to its limits. My intention was to give the manager an education in
selling bad product, but in turn I received one myself in PH balances, ammonia
levels, nitrites, nitrates and ultimately “New Tank Syndrome”. I walked out
with some establishing chemicals to create an ecological cycle and one test fish,
a Tetra that my wife named T1000. He too seemed happy and full of life. But by the
next morning he, like his kinfolk before him, had also perished.
Our ten gallon tank. Currently just a "good" bacteria colony. |
TOMORROW I intend on returning to PetSmart for another water quality
test and to purchase another "test" fish. I will update accordingly.
Stephen DiJulius
Current Fish Count: 0
Fish are obviously our ideal pets because they don't have feelings...
ReplyDeleteThis is super cute!
ReplyDeleteBeing that this is Lent and Friday I was wondering if the fish just didn't make it to the frying pan.
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